Sandpaper
I think I’ve swallowed about a kilo of paint dust.
I think I’ve swallowed about a kilo of paint dust.
Somewhere between Clash of the Titans and 300, but closer to COTT.
Less boobs than 300
focuses on a magic bow, which is used about 6 times throughout. Bit crap really
Mickey Rourke wasn’t built for mythological epics, his fingernails are weird.
OK if you like swords.
2.5 Garys out of 5
People seem to carry a lot of knives, torches and guns. I feel like I need to carry at least the torch option.